Because bluebirds are so damned happy. Supposedly.
Wherever it is I go in my dreams, the rest of me, that dogged corporeal self, attempts to follow.
Wait— you want me to make how much pho?!?
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Three words: Fiberglass pink gorilla.
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What’s the secret of writing, you say? Well here it is: Write anyway.
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Oh derber ber, der ber, der ber are ber, ber, ber. . .
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To know how an artist functions in the world, look at how he takes criticism. Like, a LOT of criticism.
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Soup shouldn’t burn through the floor, right?
Raise your hand if you forget your wedding anniversary someti— I mean, every year.
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The Keebler Elves are here. They say you owe them money.
The Husband wants to know which part of the body is the babymaker.
