All those smashed instruments and crying men. I’m never going to get that sound out of my ears, Chet. Never.
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Between one moment and the next: life, breath, and other surprises.
It’s the light that kills me. Always the light.
I love to photograph my friend Camille because elegance is her native state.
Some people look extraordinary in photographs. This friend is one of them. Who knew?
I love to drive through small towns to see how the other half lives.
The Good Luck Bonne Chance Raspa Stand is selling Cucumbers On a Stick tonight, covered in chili powder and lime. There’s World’s Best Corn in a Cup and Hot Fritos ‘n’ Xtra Cheese if you want them, and for a limited time only, you can get a Double Tiger’s Blood Raspa, Everybody’s Favorite Sno-Cone Treat.
Trick question: Is there anything easy about being a seventeen-year-old girl?
Happy Saint Patrick’s Daaa—. . . Oh, I just don’t have it in me.
Here are all the keys to my place, cleaning expert. I’m going to stay in a Motel 6 in Barbados until you call me, okay? Bye-byeeeeee!
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When was the last time you adjusted to a new technology? A year ago? This morning? Last week?
“My name is Weegee. I’m the world’s greatest photographer.”
Wherever it is I go in my dreams, the rest of me, that dogged corporeal self, attempts to follow.
Wait— you want me to make how much pho?!?
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Three words: Fiberglass pink gorilla.
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What’s the secret of writing, you say? Well here it is: Write anyway.
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Oh derber ber, der ber, der ber are ber, ber, ber. . .
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To know how an artist functions in the world, look at how he takes criticism. Like, a LOT of criticism.
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Soup shouldn’t burn through the floor, right?
Raise your hand if you forget your wedding anniversary someti— I mean, every year.
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The Keebler Elves are here. They say you owe them money.
The Husband wants to know which part of the body is the babymaker.
