Super-Secret Saturday Night 5-Minute Dance Party | Extra-Massif Soundcloud Edition Vol. 1

Stylized picture of Courtenay wearing headphones staring blankly into camera lens.

Did anyone order an extra-juicy Super-Secret 5-Minute Dance Party, chockablock with sonic goodness? Well, here you go! Read on, Reader!

The Evening News

Abelard draped across The Husband's lap in a wing back chair at night.

Abelard, our three-legged companion, has this funny little quirk you’ll have to see to believe. Read on, Reader!

(Super-Secret!) Friday Night 5-Minute Dance Party | Her Majesty’s Socialist Request

Photograph of long European city street with gate guards up.

It’s Bluebird Blvd.’s anniversary today! Wanna come over and dance in my office? I’ve got espresso! Read on, Reader!

Are you sure you’re ready to come home?

The Husband is wearing a New Year's Eve tiara and is grinning. Vintage-style advert.

So, I guess I should say that The Husband doesn’t ordinarily wear a tiara? Also? Ireland. Read on, Reader!

Miss Frankly Forty

Winking comic book style early 1950s woman representing Courtenay Bluebird: Miss Frankly Forty

You know what? I turned 40 on Monday. Here’s an illustration of what I think of my forties so far. Read on, Reader!

A note from The Management regarding the current geographic coordinates of the sexiness

Sexy Back Promo image

Maybe my schedule will open up in February 2015? Read on, Reader!