Are you a know-nothing when it comes to Cupid’s cuddliest holiday? Take this quiz and find out!
The Husband says he bought a new pair of Pollos and he’s almost finished reading The Lolololag Largolarginaut. How are you?
So, I guess I should say that The Husband doesn’t ordinarily wear a tiara? Also? Ireland.
According to The Husband, there can only be one Dr. Pepperlander.
Don’t worry—I’ll always share my Easter chocolate with you!
Here are all the keys to my place, cleaning expert. I’m going to stay in a Motel 6 in Barbados until you call me, okay? Bye-byeeeeee!
Wait— you want me to make how much pho?!?
Three words: Fiberglass pink gorilla.
To know how an artist functions in the world, look at how he takes criticism. Like, a LOT of criticism.