The Husband says he bought a new pair of Pollos and he’s almost finished reading The Lolololag Largolarginaut. How are you?
According to The Husband, there can only be one Dr. Pepperlander.
The Husband said to tell you Happy Halloween.
Raise your hand if you forget your wedding anniversary someti— I mean, every year.
The Keebler Elves are here. They say you owe them money.
The Husband wants to know which part of the body is the babymaker.
You’re gonna pull a muscle!