Humor :: The Marriage Interpreter (No. 1)

Man seen from back wearing his clothes backwards.

The Husband: Look! I can do the sprinkler! (Starts groping head and neck to do a dance move he saw on TV.)

Bluebird: You’re going to hurt yourself.

The Husband: Uh! (Hurts himself.)

Bluebird: Are you okay?

The Husband: Are you recording our conversation on your blog? Tell them I’m attempting to crunk. Crump. Cramp. Whatever. Tell them I am dropping it like it is very hot.