Humor :: The Marriage Interpreter (No. 3)

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What’s a cookie movie, Husband?




10:30 P.M. The BLUEBIRD is changing linens while THE HUSBAND is asleep in bed.

Bluebird: (Whispering) Don’t kick me. I’m putting fresh blankets on the bed.

The Husband:(Groggy) I had a dream I was eating cookies with the Smurfs and Papa Smurf got rich making cookie movies.

Bluebird: What’s a cookie movie?

The Husband: A cookie movie is… (falls back asleep.)

Bluebird: What’s a cookie movie, Husband?

The Husband: (Silence)

Bluebird: What’s a cookie movie?

The Husband: (In deep sleep) It’s the one with the antelopes on it.

Bluebird: (???)


Twenty minutes later, as BLUEBIRD is getting ready for bed—

Bluebird: The Keebler Elves are here. They say you owe them money.

The Husband: (Still very asleep) I paid them.

Bluebird: What did you pay them with?

The Husband: Coooookies.


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