The Universe, According to My Husband

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I did not know when I married The Husband that his hobby was studying the universe.  And I did not know that would include having to listen to and/or watch in passing a sleek-packaged array of programs about every element of the science of the universe. But I now know I do not understand the following:  astronomy, astrometry, astrophysics, astronautics, astrochemistry, aerospace engineering, spectroscopy, cosmography, cosmology, and basic geography. Read on, Reader!

The Marriage Interpreter (No. 24)

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The Husband is studying philosophy this summer. Here are a few moments that reflect his, um, current state of being. Read on, Reader!

The Marriage Interpreter [No. 22]

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The Husband: I want to save this karma for something important. Like not getting hit with a trombone in a tight orchestra pit. Someone could say, “What happened? How’d you get that injury?” And then I can say, “Which do you mean— my eye, or the back of my head?” (Mimes trombone player sliding the outer slide out and then in— WAA-Waaaa!) That’s what I want to save my karma for. For not… that happening. Excuse me. I think I have confused myself. Read on, Reader!

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