Because this word should be in the dictionary— spellzerker
Have you ever had spellcheck start acting bizarre on a regular basis? Okay. But have you ever taken it personally? Wait! Don’t answer that.
Because this word should be in the dictionary— The Hokey Pokey Argument
Shaking it all about will not fix a naturally weak Hokey Pokey Argument.
Because this word should be in the dictionary — thrift shop karma
A person with particularly good thrift shop karma might find a one-of-a-kind Enid Collins purse or an unused harpoon still in its packaging.
Because this word should be in the dictionary— Vacation Preparation Jamais Vu
1. The strong sense that you have no idea how to pack your bags and put yourself on a plane to get to the destination of your vacation even though you have been on vacation before:
Because this word should be in the dictionary— Delusion of Grand Decor
1. The strong belief that if you watch just the right amount of home decor television that you, too, can learn how to create magic within four walls.
Because this word should be in the dictionary— The Boodley-Bip-Bop Consequence
The moment where the subconscious mind realizes that some strange event has gone too far, and rebels by telling the mouth to jazz scat sing as a warning to all offending parties to take one step backward.
Because this word should be in the dictionary— Involuntary Kafooey Response
The Involuntary Kafooey Response pictured above is the result of a anomalous genetic quirk interacting with a single-instance of site specific absurdity. (AKA, someone is making up a bunch of baloney.)
Because this word should be in the dictionary— glazedruff
Oh, dear! All that glazedruff on your brand new sweater! You’re a mess, son!
Because this word should be in the dictionary— funkbooger
funkbooger ˈfəŋkˈbu̇-gər, ˈbü- n. 1. A state of crabbiness that carries the high possibility of contagion. adj. 2.This condition, lasting less than twenty-three hours, may or many not include non sequiturs, wheeling arm gestures, lightweight…
Because this word should be in the dictionary— thesaurude
thesaurude ˈthi-ˈsȯ-ˈrüd n. and adj. An email consisting of a random, headache-causing selection of words that has been designed to slip past your spam filter like a trojan horse filled with…
Because this word should be in the dictionary— snapclickdone
snapclickdone ˈsnap-ˈklik-ˈdən n. phrase 1. The rare confluence of overconfidence combined with a complicated and unfamiliar task requiring much more capability and time than the person, or persons, have allotted. 2. A spectacular occurrence of…
Because this word should be in the dictionary— Temporary Used Bookstore Blindness
The early stages of Temporary Used Bookstore Blindness can be quite innocuous. Be careful.
Because this word should be in the dictionary— Post-Hipster Twinge
Post-Hipster Twinge ˈPōst-ˈHip-stər ˈTwinj n. phrase 1. A sudden awareness that one is no longer cool followed by a visible shudder often after witnessing a current trend that one simply does not comprehend. …
Because this word should be in the dictionary— Krakatau!
Krakatau! ˌkra-kə-ˈtau̇ proper n. 1. An actual active volcano located on an island betwixt Java, Indonesia and Sumatra best noted for the largest auditory explosive sound heard by modern ears. [Proper name: Anak Krakatau] n. 2. A…
Because this word should be in the dictionary— behooverloofah
behooverloofah bi-ˈhü-vər-ˈlü-fə n. 1. A metaphorical body part, belonging to an actual fool, that becomes the object of a serious beatdown for acting up in public on repeated occasions. 2. A polite euphemism for a profane word as…
Because this word should be in the dictionary— etch-a-sketchy
etch-a-sketchy ˈech ˈā ske-chē adj. 1. A state of mind where one goes blank like a faulty Etch A Sketch 2. A polite way of saying someone has lost the ability to reason properly and must be treated with additional…
Because this word should be in the dictionary— fauxfanity
See Also: Fake Curse Word; Jim•in•y Crick•et; Her•bert Hoo•ver Vac•u•um Clea•ner!
Because this word should be in the dictionary— Doctor Hee-Haw Who
Doctor Hee-Haw Who ˈdäk-tər ˈhē-ˌhȯ, -ˈhȯ ˈhü, ü n. phrase 1. A collective and alliterative term for any show from the 1960s through the 1970s with more than two seasons and low production values that maintains a…
Because This Word Should Be In The Dictionary— Samsonite Piñata
Samsonite Piñata /′Sam·sə′nīt/ /Pēn-yä’tə/ n. phrase 1. A piece of personal luggage that, while being loaded from the tarmac to a commercial flight, erupts in a flurry of undergarments and personal goods, usually viewed from the plane…
Because This Word Should Be In The Dictionary— The Ukulele and Kazoo Version
The ukulele and kazoo version /ˈthē/ /yü-kə-ˈlā-lē, ˌü-/ / ən(d)/ kə-ˈzü vər-zhən, -shən n. phrase An artwork that appears brilliant at first look, and middling-to-goshawful in retrospect: Albert thought American Beauty was brilliant, until he saw…
Because This Word Should Be In The Dictionary— Demi-Digital Hiatus
Demi-Digital Hiatus ˈ/de-mē-ˈdi-jə-təl/ /hī-ˈā-təs/ n. phrase 1. An intermittent break from all digital devices and communication. {See: Di•gi•tal Hi•a•tus} Digital Hiatus /ˈdi-jə-təl/ /hī-ˈā-təs/ n. phrase 1. A break from all digital devices including, but not limited…
Because This Word Should Be In The Dictionary— theoretical husband
Theoretical Husband ˌthē-ə-ˈre-ti-kəl, ˌthir-ˈe- ˈhəz-bənd n. 1. A real spouse that no one ever sees at public gatherings, but is known to exist by the evidence of verifiable anecdotes and photographs. 2. A real spouse who has never…
Because This Word Should Be In The Dictionary— leftdoovers
{Deriv. fr. Redbook Americana, slang, new usage.}
Because This Word Should Be In The Dictionary— double-bummed
Even in contemporary times, an elaborate starched headdress may ward off the effects from being double-bummed.
Because This Word Should Be In The Dictionary— fooky-mooky
The exact opposite of wabi-sabi, the exquisite Japanese concept of aesthetic pleasantness through imperfection.
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