Because this word should be in the dictionary— spellzerker

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Have you ever had spellcheck start acting bizarre on a regular basis? Okay. But have you ever taken it personally? Wait! Don’t answer that. Read on, Reader!

Because this word should be in the dictionary— Vacation Preparation Jamais Vu

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1. The strong sense that you have no idea how to pack your bags and put yourself on a plane to get to the destination of your vacation even though you have been on vacation before: Read on, Reader!

Because this word should be in the dictionary— Delusion of Grand Decor

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1. The strong belief that if you watch just the right amount of home decor television that you, too, can learn how to create magic within four walls. Read on, Reader!

Because this word should be in the dictionary— The Boodley-Bip-Bop Consequence

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The moment where the subconscious mind realizes that some strange event has gone too far, and rebels by telling the mouth to jazz scat sing as a warning to all offending parties to take one step backward. Read on, Reader!

Because this word should be in the dictionary— Involuntary Kafooey Response

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The Involuntary Kafooey Response pictured above is the result of a anomalous genetic quirk interacting with a single-instance of site specific absurdity. (AKA, someone is making up a bunch of baloney.) Read on, Reader!

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