Because this word should be in the dictionary— Vacation Preparation Jamais Vu

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1. The strong sense that you have no idea how to pack your bags and put yourself on a plane to get to the destination of your vacation even though you have been on vacation before: Read on, Reader!

Because this word should be in the dictionary— Delusion of Grand Decor

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1. The strong belief that if you watch just the right amount of home decor television that you, too, can learn how to create magic within four walls. Read on, Reader!

Because this word should be in the dictionary— The Boodley-Bip-Bop Consequence

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The moment where the subconscious mind realizes that some strange event has gone too far, and rebels by telling the mouth to jazz scat sing as a warning to all offending parties to take one step backward. Read on, Reader!

Because this word should be in the dictionary— Involuntary Kafooey Response

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The Involuntary Kafooey Response pictured above is the result of a anomalous genetic quirk interacting with a single-instance of site specific absurdity. (AKA, someone is making up a bunch of baloney.) Read on, Reader!

Because this word should be in the dictionary— funkbooger

 
 

Anatomy class in the Galt School of Nursing
 

 
 

 

funkbooger

ˈfəŋkˈbu̇-gər, ˈbü- n.   1. A state of crabbiness that carries the high possibility of contagion. adj. 2.This condition, lasting less than twenty-three hours, may or many not include non sequiturs, wheeling arm gestures, lightweight insults, whining (whinging), scowling, and the wearing of old black t-shirts: Ralph was perfectly fine until the bank teller was rude. Within minutes of leaving the bank, Ralph developed an eye twitch followed by a desire to shout at jaywalkers. He stopped being a funkbooger after he went home and made himself a snack of almond butter on toast.
 
 
{Origin: The Absconditam Files de pubis ARCANUS! of the steppes of Northern Bluebirdistan}
 
 

See Also:   Dou•ble• Bummed 

 
 
Library Appeal , 1973
 
 

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