The Marriage Interpreter [No. 41]

 
 
 
I am the very model of a modern major general...
 
 
 


THE HUSBAND is sitting on the couch, worrying.
 
The Husband: I’m on a very set schedule for my classes because I have that presentation on Thursday.
 
(Bluebird nods solemnly.)
 
The Husband: I have to present. Actually, I hate the word “present.” It’s the same word they use to describe female baboons courting a mate on nature shows.
 
Bluebird: Eew.
 
The Husband: And by courting, I mean—
 
Bluebird:Eew!
 
 

***

 
 

THE HUSBAND is making himself coffee.
 
The Husband: So, we’re getting ready to study the incontinental drift.
 
(Bluebird is speechless.)

 
 
 
 
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